Christmas drop · Sweet 16 · Supermarket copy

Yoots

Yoots turns 16. Screen prints now cost a small holiday, so this is the supermarket copy. Same kid, same balaclava, slightly less integrity.

Pre-sale list17days to go

Thu 26 Nov: the pre-sale email lands a day before everyone else. One email. I can barely run this website, let alone a mailing empire.

Stack of JBOY Yoots A2 prints in green, pink and blue

Pink JBOY Yoots A2 print on the studio bench

£49A2 print

Which one do you want?

£49

One print

Pick a colour. 25 of each. Your edition number is a lucky dip, like pensions.

See the print

£315

The full set

All 7 colours, matching numbers, £45 each. For completists, collectors and people who can’t commit to just one bad decision.

See the set

£80

Pimp my ride

A one-off, sprayed by a robot to your instructions. Even I don’t know what you’ll get. Art, basically.

See Pimp my ride

Shock YellowPower OrangeFire RedGleaming PinkFlame BlueCyanLawn Green

Silver and gold chrome are VIP-only and not in the set. Yes, there’s a velvet rope. No, I’m not proud. Join the VIP list

Step 1Thu 26 NovPre-sale

Email list and VIP list only. Feel special. It won’t last.

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Step 2Fri 27 Nov, 6pm UKPublic drop

Everyone else. Whatever’s left. Probably nothing.

Have a nosey now. Checkout opens on those dates. Or browse the rest of the shop and feel bad about your budget.

The boring bit

SizeA2: 42 × 59.4 cm / 16.5 × 23.4 in
Paper300gsm premium smooth white
Made1-colour digital print, bike hand-stencilled in Montana spray paint
FinishCharcoal dust on the kid. On purpose. Allegedly.
Edition25 per colour. Signed, stamped, numbered
Free giftIn the tube. Not telling. It’s not a kidney.
Screen print?No. Supermarket copy. No frills, some apologies
DeliveryRolled, tracked, tubed. Aiming for Christmas. I’m not Santa, but I own a tube

Pink Yoots A2 print with stencilled tricycle on the studio bench

Stack of Yoots prints in green, pink and blue in the studio — The pile. Drying. Don’t touch.

Close up of charcoal dust on the Yoots print figure — Charcoal dust. On purpose. Allegedly.

Signature and blind embossed stamp on a JBOY Yoots print — Signed and stamped. Like a parcel, but nicer.

Limited. Unhinged. 1/1.

Pimp my ride

The premium range. £80. Every one a one-off.

Tell me what you want. A robot spray cap called ROBOCAP, which controls paint flow and speed, lays it down on a 1/1 A2 print in patterns a normal nozzle can’t do. I supervise nervously, like a dad at a school disco.

1 of 1Made to your requestSprayed by ROBOCAP

Even I don’t know what yours will look like. Options coming soon. Get on the list or live in ignorance, like the rest of us.

See Pimp my ride Get the options first

ROBOCAP in the wild

Watch it get sprayed

Yes, I film myself spray painting. This is what we’ve come to.

He’s been here before

January 2011: a proper two-colour screen print, 50 × 40 cm, 25 each in blue, orange, green and pink. Sold out, long gone, now resold at prices that make me feel ill. He turns 16 in January 2027, so we’re celebrating early, like all my mistakes.

JBOY Yoots 2011 screen prints in four colourways: blue, orange, green and pink

Before you ask

When?Pre-sale Thu 26 Nov by email. Public drop Fri 27 Nov, 6pm UK, right here. Not in my DMs. Please. I’m begging.

Is it a screen print?No. Screen prints cost a small holiday now. This is a supermarket copy: a digital print, hand-stencilled in Montana spray paint, finished in charcoal dust, signed, stamped and numbered. Still hand finished. Still better than whatever’s above your sofa.

Can I buy more than one?Yes. No limits. Greed is encouraged. Matching numbers only come with a full set in one order.

Shipping?Royal Mail Tracked 48 in the UK, International Tracked worldwide, customs on you abroad. Aiming to get everything delivered by Christmas. I’m not Santa, but I’ve got a tube. Details.

Is he OK?He’s fine. It’s a phase. A long one.

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